A Regular Guy Lyrics - Freak Kitchen - Freak Kitchen

I don't feel a thing when I see a nude Pamela Lee 

A whopper meal with cheese ain't my cup of tea 

I'm a sensitive person, please be gentle with me 

'Cos I believe everything you say and take it seriously 

I wanna be a regular guy 

Watch football and drink beer 'til I die 

Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry 

God, let me be a regular guy 

Remember when you were Gene Simmons, I pretended I was Voltaire 

Now I hold a professorship while you scratch your pubic-hair 

You can spend a day just watching your sweetheart get a perm 

I rack my brain over: which came first? The intestine or the tapeworm? 

I wanna be a regular guy 

Dig Quentin Tarantino films or maybe wear a tie 

Instead I read Nietzsche and get a philosophic high 

Please, let me be a regular guy 

Fifteen years old and God was James Joyce 

Studied to become an opera-singer, but I always lost my voice 

My best friend was my asthma-medicine 

I was quoting Ulysses when you saw Led Zeppelin 

I wanna be a regular guy 

Watch football and drink beer 'til I die 

Instead I read Kafka and write poems that make me cry 

God, let me be a regular guy