Entertain Me Lyrics - Freak Kitchen - Freak Kitchen

A neighbour stole my VCR 

Can't afford to fill up my car 

It's been a while since I paid the rent 

I wonder where that money went 

Fox & Scully just disappeared 

Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard 

Broke a rib trying to find the bed 

The lights are out and the phone is dead 

Or is it my head 

Entertain me, entertain me 

Make me laugh 'til I hit the floor 

Entertain me, entertain me 

Crack a joke 'til I can't take no more 

My girl is gone and so's the cat 

The junk I eat is making me fat 

The virus-scan fucked up last night 

While I was jerking off to a neat website 

Spent my bucks on apathy 

Precious, precious enemy 

The landlord's dog just ate my shoe 

My buddy's busy sniffin' glue 

I'm thinking about you 

Entertain me, entertain me 

Make me laugh 'til I hit the floor 

Entertain me, entertain me 

Slip for me 'til I can't take no more 

Take your hypocritic pointers 

And shove m up your ass 

Don't need your condescending attitude 

Find somebody else to harass