Under The Influence Lyrics - The Marshall Mathers Lp - Eminem

- Translation 

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick 

Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies 

I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid 

twenties 

A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass 

So the rats can't chew through his last pants 

I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning 

Frightened with five little white Vicadin' pills bitin' him 

I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost 

Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls 

I light a candle and place it up on the mantle 

Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle 

So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' 

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- Bitch it's too late 

- 'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains 

- I'm an instigator, 3-80 slug penetrator 

Degradin', creatin' murders to kill haters 

Accused for every crime known through the equator 

They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my 'gators 

My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an' 

I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face 

With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose 

You never hear me say, forgive me 

I'm snatchin' every penny it gotta be that way nigga, face it 

That weed I sold to you, brigade laced it 

You hidin' I make the president get a facelift 

Niggaz just afraid, handin' me they bracelets 

Chillin' in the lab wasted 

I'm the type that'll drink kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic 

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Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site 

And even at the million man March we gon' fight 

- So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick 

'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit 

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick 

- I'm a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on fire 

Slashin your tires, flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers 

Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired 

Jackin' my dick off in a bed of barbed wire 

(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) 

Bitch didn't you read the flyer? 

Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor 

(Aren't you a male dancer?) 

Nah bitch, I'm retired 

Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron 

I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip 

My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip 

Lettin' the record skip 

Lettin' the record skip 

(Damn!) 

I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin' 

It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pitbull an abortion 

Some bitch asked for my autograph 

I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed 

I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam 

All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom 

- Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack 

Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that 

In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats 

At a stop the violence rally, I blast gats 

Be your mom on publishin', get your ass capped 

The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack 

Want your motherfuckin' pockets, ah-sap 

I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's 

Born loser, half thief and half black 

Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at 

Bitch smacker, rich rappers get their jag jacked 

And found chopped up in a trash bag 

- We stranglin' the rappers until the point they can't yell 

'Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales 

Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace 

Gruesome and causin more violence than nine hoodlums 

I grapple your Adam's apple until it crackle 

Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you 

Get executed, cuz I'm a loony 

I got a yuk mouth and it's polluted, I cock it back then shoot it 

I love snatchin' up players thugs and young ballers 

Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers 

Brigade barricade to bring the noise 

While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys 

If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo 

A big Chinese nigga, screamin Kuniva yo yo 

I leave ya face leakin', run up in church 

And smack the preacher while he's preachin 

Take a swing at the deacon 

- I used to tell cats that I sold weed and weight 

I was straight 'til I got caught sellin' 'em shake 

I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent 

I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent 

With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order 

I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin' in water 

In cahoots with this nigga named fall out von 

Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb 

I signed to a local label for fun 

Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run 

Drive by you in the rain while you carry your son 

Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none 

Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun 

Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin' they funds 

Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's 

'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough 

- So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick 

'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit 

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick 

Suck my motherfuckin dick 

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Dirty Motherfuckin' Dozen 

Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands 

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Swifty McVay 

The Kon Artis 

The Kuniva 

Dirty Harry 

and Slim Shady