Drugs Lyrics - No Cure For Cancer - Dennis Leary

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness 

Tonight the part of Denis Leary 

Will be played by Denis Leary 

And now welcome Denis Leary 

Thank you 

Thank you 

Thank you 

Thank you 

And fuck you 

There's a guy, I don't know if you've heard about this guy 

He's been on the news a lot lately 

There's a guy, he's English 

I don't think we should hold that against him 

But apparently this is just his life's dream 

Because he is going from country to country 

He has a senate hearing in this country 

Coming up in a couple of weeks 

And this is what he wants to do 

He wants to make the warnings on the packs bigger 

Yeah, he wants the whole front of the pack to be the warning 

Like the problem is we just haven't noticed yet, right? 

Like he's going to get his way and all of the sudden 

Smokers around the world are going to be going 

"Yeah, Bill, I've got some cigarettes 

Holy shit, these things are bad for you 

Shit, I thought they were good for you 

I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff 

You fucking dolt, doesn't matter how big the warnings are 

You could have cigarettes that were called the warnings 

You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack 

With a skull and a cross bone on the front 

Called tumors and smokers would be lined up 

Around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands 

On these fucking things 

I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up" 

Doesn't matter how big the warnings are 

Or how much they cost 

Keep raising the prices, we'll break into your houses 

To get the fucking cigarettes, okay? 

There a drug, we're addicted, okay? 

I'm a little hyped up tonight, little hyped up 

Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show 

I'm only kidding folks, I would never do crack 

I would never do a drug named 

After a part of my own ass, okay folks