A.t.h.f. (aqua Teen Hunger Force) Lyrics - Singles - Danger Doom

Dangerdoom in the hizzy 

Widdy, widdy, widdy, widdy 

Widdy, widdy, widdy, we 

We need food 

What you doin' there? 

I'm rappin' 

Yeah, no, no, I see that, what for? 

Money, that and 

I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes 

And some candy for my nerves 

Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and 

Hey, genius, you even know what that means? 

Uh, uh, what does it mean? 

Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar 

And you know, I mean, the stuff that like white people like 

We had a piano 

Somethin' bad ass, like, uhh, I don't know 

Like uh, REO Speedwagon or somethin' 

Hell yeah 

Aiyyo, I know this dude right 

Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight 

All he had upstairs was a crude light 

You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight 

Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat god 

Even though you still eat lard by the Meatwad 

Mesquite charred, speakin' of which or who 

Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two 

A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew 

See if they can't get past the stench of the stew 

It stank like a septic tank full of big poo 

He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo 

Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads 

Not to be confused with the incense selling Thai heads 

His name rhymes with Mike Cock 

You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylock 

Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs 

And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall 

More interesting than professional wrestling 

When he's online you can find him on instant pestering 

What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink 

Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink 

On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho 

Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio 

Make a fast break or that'll be the last mistake 

That ass'll make, is what you get for messin' with Master Shake 

Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across 

Tryin' to watch Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss 

Psht, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody? 

He could be number one in the hood, gee, easily 

Shake callin', he, heh 

You know I 

I'd just got off the phone with somebody else 

And, uh, that wasn't about you 

That was about me being upset about something else 

I shouldn't have called you but I did 'cause I just 

I like you so much, I'm really looking forward 

To us working together and just as of now that I'm calm 

And after I've apologized profusely, probably too much 

I am available, call me doggie