The Mask Lyrics - Mouse & The Mask - Danger Doom

Head on straight, mask on crooked 

Exit stage left with the cash gone took it 

Off like a Koufi, the fit was a bit doofy 

He tried to get screwy with that two for you 

One, two for me, G, cut the cranky attitude 

Wet him like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude 

Whether you's a rapper or dang sanger 

Once you in the zone only, one way out like a gang banger 

With a new crew key chain and street name 

What set do he claim for fame, peep game? 

Just to keep feta and stay dip 

You need it like a letter or better a getaway whip 

This old thing's rusted, encrusted 

As the gold rings the old kings busted 

Plan to end global starvation and fat her 

Now what in tar nation, did I go and do that fer? 

Stuff happens like gettin' snuffed for tough tit rappin' 

See I told 'em enough, quit yer yappin' 

The same applied to any and all chumps 

The only question he had for y'all is, "How many lumps?" 

Three or four, either or mon cheri amour 

See why you need your heater for? 

The super villain slid in your party for free 

Warn a emcee, get outta here, kid, you bother me 

The day I took my mask off, my face was missin' for two days 

For the record, G, came back a year later 

Whole new identity, Tony Starks pedigree 

My money green like my nickname was celery 

Who is Ghost, who flashes toast 

Never wore sheets but bulletproof coats 

Oh, no, the fans cry for the mask back on 

Told 'em, "Ghost is dead, he'll return at the crack of dawn" 

Few years from now, him and his pals 

Before the Jetson-era arrived, he'll be back summertime 

2000 and 5 with a half a face iron 

The other half oughta look like alien science 

In the summertime, you can see the face boil 

But the other side I keep lubed with the Penzoil 

You mad loyal, when the wintertime come, what? 

I get stuck 'cause my brain all numb 

Like I ate a thousand ice's and frozen Pepsis 

Aqua man's pops can't water-check me 

Disrespect me, indirectly, I seen his feet 

And they both lefty, he's steppin' half-correctly 

As I stroll the globe and terrorize the planet 

With a Bill Clinton mask and them Playskool hammers 

Me and Doom, always be the best on the landin' 

Superheros for life until our shows vanish