El Chupa Nibre Lyrics - Mouse & The Mask - Danger Doom

Why did you buy this album? 

I don't know why you did 

You're stupid 

Go *** yourself 

The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe 

A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe 

Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre 

Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay 

Danger with the vest screamin, "Shoot the DJ!" 

Doom clickin' over two chickens, three-way 

Four in the five, a cork on the freeway 

Villain, find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say 

State your intentions 

I really love your tape but I hate your inventions 

Very well, what you want, a brownie? 

He took off the mask and whispered, "Put me where you found me" 

He kept his paper digits in a chunk 

Once joined a rap, click midgets into crunk 

He did a solo on the oboe 

Coulda sold a million, then the villain went for dolo 

And cited creative differences 

Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses 

Rappers suck, when they spit, I doubt 'em 

The crap they sing about you'll wanna slap the *** *** outta 'em 

Psst, time waits for no man 

On a blind date, a lover with a slow chrome hand 

Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly brogan 

Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan 

No prick barbarian, a strict bear-atarian 

A sick pair of merry men 

The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end 

The stiff *** made her lose her lipstick and hairpin 

He said, "Damn, act like you know me 

Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me" 

Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and *** a homey 

Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome 

What we have here is a failure to communicate 

If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight 

About Doom, the great, a lot more confident 

Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent 

It was time well spent, vented, spelt and dented 

Hell-bented and heaven-scented 

A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow 

I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo 

Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro 

So when he come with Destro, he gets no hassle 

Could hardly get a word in 

And wonderin' what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman? 

Yo, uh, Danger, it's me, your old buddy, Shake 

Ah, I heard you're doin' a little project and uh, y'know 

I hear you talked to some other people 

And I thought you were smarter than that 

But obviously, I am wrong 

'Cause you know my rappin' is the *** 

I don't give it out for free though 

So uh, I'll do it, feel free to call me at my number, which you have