I Know A Girl Lyrics - Singles - Chicago The Musical

Velma. 

Can you imagine? 

I mean, can you imagine? 

Can you believe it? 

I mean, can you believe? 

I know a girl 

A girl who lands on top 

You could put her face into a pail of 

slop 

And she'd come up smelling like a rose 

How she does it, heaven knows. 

Reporter. (spoken) 

Hold on, she's comin' out now. well, doc, is she or isn't she? 

Velma. 

She is. 

Reporter. 

She is!!! 

Velma. (sung) 

I know a girl 

A girl with so much luck 

She could get run over by a ten-ton 

truck 

Then brush herself off and walk away 

How she does it, couldn't say 

Billy. (spoken) 

Doc, would you swear to that state men in court. 

Doctor. yes 

Billy. good. . . uh. . . button your fly 

Velma. (sung) 

Whilst I 

On the other hand 

Put my face in a pail of slop 

And I would smell like a pail of slop 

I 

On the other hand 

Get run over by a truck 

And I am deader than a duck 

I know a girl 

Who tells so many lies 

Anything that's true 

Would truly cross her eyes 

But what that mouse is selling 

The whole world buys 

And nobody smells a rat. 

Roxie. (spoken.) please, ladies and gentlemen of the 

Press-leave the two of us alone so we can rest. 

Velma (spoken.) the two of us?? (sung.) 

Can you imagine? 

I mean, can you imagine? 

Reporter. (spoken.) could I have one last picture please? 

Roxie. oh sure anything for the press. 

Velma (sung.) 

Do you believe it? 

I mean do you believe it? 

Roxie. 

My dear little baby 

Velma (sung, mocking Roxie) 

My dear little baby 

Roxie. 

My sweet little baby 

Velma. 

My sweet little . . . baby....