Funny Honey Lyrics - Singles - Chicago The Musical

For her first number 

Miss Roxie Hart sings a song of love and devotion 

Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos 

Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong 

But he doesn't care, he'll string along 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

Sometimes I'm down, sometimes I'm up 

But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

He ain't no sheik, that's no great physique 

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 

But look at that soul, I tell you that whole 

Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts 

And if you knew him like me 

I know you'd agree 

What if the world slandered my name? 

Why, he'd be right there taking the blame 

He loves me so and it all suits me fine 

That funny, sunny, honey, hubby of mine! 

He loves me so 

That funny honey of mine 

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts 

Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that sap 

Look at him go, rattin' on me 

With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be 

If they string me up I'll know who brought the twine 

That scummy, crummy, dummy, hubby of mine