Class Lyrics - Singles - Chicago The Musical

(Velma) 

Whatever happened to fair dealing 

And pure ethics 

And nice manners? 

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass? 

Whatever happened to class? 

(Mama) 

Class. 

Whatever happened to Please may I 

And Yes thank you 

And How charming? 

Now every son of a bitch 

Is a snake in the grass 

Whatever happened to class? 

(Velma) 

Class. 

(Both) 

Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors, 

There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores 

And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass 

Nobody's got no class!!! 

(Velma) 

Whatever happened to old values 

(Mama) 

And fine morals 

(Velma) 

And good breeding? 

(Mama) 

Now no-one even says oops 

When they're passing their gas 

(Both) 

Whatever happened to class? 

Class. 

Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use, 

And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce 

And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass 

Nobody's got no class! 

(Velma) 

All you read about today is theft and rape 

(Mama) 

Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? 

(Both) 

Nobody's got no class! 

(Mama) 

Every guy is a snot 

(Velma) 

Every girl is a twat 

(Mama) 

Holy shit 

(Velma) 

Holy shit 

(Mama) 

What a shame 

(Velma) 

What a shame 

(Both) 

What became of class?