[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.. . [Man]:. So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.. .
Put on your yamulke. It's time for Chanukah. Once again it's onaka. The miracle of Chanukah. Chanukah is the Festival of Lights. One day of presents?.
Put on your yarmulke. Here comes Chanukah. Once again it's onaka. The miracle of Chanukah. . Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nights.
Performed by rob schneider. . "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.". . [lecturing]. "zinc is by far the best element.". "i also like plutonium.".
Look you've got to understand. Its just been me and Eleanor for sixty-seven years. So she gets nervous around strangers. I wouldn't show that picture to any one.
Well, times are bad. And all the time you're feeling sad. And people are laughing. Telling you to go away. . And your feet are trudging. You're always acting like you're curmudgeon.
If there's a heart inside your eye. If there's a clock inside your head. If there's a girl outside your bed. Put your face in my place. . My head is falling off my head.
They say we're too young to know. We're too young to fall in love. But all I keep dreaming of. is marrying you. . They say we're too young to know. Then how come it hurts inside.
I'd like to think John Wayne's out there. On his horse the wind in his hair. Somewhere riding out there. . And I'd like to believe there's someone made for me.
I sat on the couch, with a book in my hand. I thought of all the good times that I've had. But even though life's sometimes hard. and it's hard to understand.
She stares at that ring on her finger. With a far away look in her eyes. She thinks of the memories that linger. Of the good days that quickly flew by.
I call 'round your house. I try on your phone but you cry. Leave me alone, leave me alone. Leave me alone, leave me alone. Leave me, leave me, leave me.
Long ago in London town. A man called Ant sat deeply sighing. He was wondering. Which side of the fence he was on. . Prick up your ears, prick up your ears.
I went to the zoo. To look at the animals. The first thing I saw. Was a wall full of handclaps. . Some wearing green hats. And all sucking chocky bars.
The human beings, oh. The human beings, oh. . Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow. Apache, Arapaho. Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow. Apache, Arapaho. .
Don't like your stare, don't like the arm in the air. Your style is so brash and that silly mustache. It was tabletalk. . The evil I see sends bad vibrations through me.
I'm afraid to shut my eyes.. I'm shaking uncontrollably. And this life support is failing.. All the phone lines have been cut.. This is not happening..
Bodies littering the streets. Hear the sadness filter through the trees. Makes its way into our lungs and in our dreams. You can bottle up our voice. Sealed and labeled with a made up choice.
Now the time has come to face, my untold fears. Every waking hour, drained me through the years. So that I'm not one with myself my strength, my gift.
[Lyrics/Bedos - Music/Forte]. . [Verse]. What is that shape in front of me. Spying through the looking glass ?. This figure is haunting me,. Aping my every gestures,.