Things Start Moving

Things start moving that never did before. The blue, purple drag ones have me rolling on the floor. I look the other way and I see a cat-fight. But I don't mind 'cause I'll be flying for the rest of the night.

Tomorrow

We slipped up tripping. Over words we shouldn't say. But then tomorrow. We'll start over anyway. Tonight close your eyes. Give up the fight tonight. .

Two Timing Me

I heard it from a friend. A friend of mine. Could it be the end. The end of time. Maybe it's just. Just pretend. I don't know. True love comes once in life.

Troubadour

I wonder all over. I wonder alone. Adventure, romance. Many I've known. . I'm just a Troubadour. I'm in love with you. I traveled the world. Seen all the girls.

Too Young

Too young to smoke. Too young to drink. Too young to do most, anything. . Too young to laugh. Too young to cry. Too young to live. And too, too young to die.

Too Much Of A Good Thing

This Week

Monday morning got that feeling. Tuesday better be more revealing. Wednesday halfway there. Thursday we get paid. . Friday, another boring day. Saturday no work, we play.

This Is Your Life

Unemployment life on the dole. No work for me no work at all. City and slums and poverty too. Hanging about with nothing to do. Go on back now nobody cares.

That's Happiness

Drunks with drinks. Druggies with drugs. Sadists with whips. Secret agents with bugs. Politicians with lies. Squirrels with nuts. Jugglers with balls.

Telepathic People

Their open minds are doing fine. Sucking on our space and time. Destitute they'll find their goal. Looking in an empty hole. Telepathic people. Looking in my mind.

Tango

Picked up umbrella. Put on my bowler. Looked in mirror. Ready for the tango. I phoned a taxi. For me and Maxi. She looked fantasti. We did the tango. whoaho we danced the tango x2.

The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..". "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song". "I hope you enjoy it.". . [Starts playing]. Love to eat turkey.

The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie

holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie.. It must be fast and shit.. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom.. yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something..

The Peeper

Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his head? (Whoa!). [Leaves rustling]. Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it..

The New Chanukah Song

Chanukah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. So when you feel like the only kid in town. Without a Christmas tree.

The Hanukkah Song

Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not. Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish.

The Hannukah Oing

Put on your yamukah. Here comes Hannukah. So much funnukah. To celebrate Hannukah. . Hannukah is: the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents.

The Goat

ADAM: I am a simple goat.. I live on the back of a pick-up truck.. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. rope.. Am I happy?. He don't give a fuck.. OLD MAN: Hey goat!.

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.. . [Man]:. Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he.

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.. . [Cop]:. Do you realize how fast you were going sir?. . {Excited Southerner]:.