Sign My Snarling Doggie Lyrics - Singles - Bobs

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me 

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree 

Look -- his tail is waggin' 

Ya see he's really friendly 

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy 

Rover and I walked up to Mickey Mantle at the autograph fest 

Of all the greats who ever played, I was sure I liked him... the best 

I asked him if he'd sign my glove -- he said there was a fee 

I guess he needs the money -- I thought it would be free 

OK, I said I'll pay you sir, but I have just one request 

Please inscribe your name right here on Rover's hairy chest 

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me 

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree 

Look -- his tail is waggin' 

Ya see he's really friendly 

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy 

Rover has a lot of teeth in those grinning jaws 

But he's had his shots and his nails are clipped 

And we always observe -- the leash laws 

He's really friendly with children, no... really 

I've never seen him act this way before... down boy! 

It must be you that makes him tense who makes him lunge and snap 

Please sit there very still and let him drool into your lap 

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me 

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree 

Look -- his tail is waggin' 

Ya see he's really friendly 

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy 

Hey Mr. Mantle: 

How much would you charge to be taught to fetch 

To roll over and play dead? 

Maybe you just need a two by four 

Laid upside your head?... 'cause Rover ain't been fed 

When ya' walk to first walk softly, be careful with that stick 

Keep it out of sight or Rover will do... his trick 

Lay the bat down slow, don't act like you're gonna throw 

Your pen's run dry -- here take my Bic -- cause Rover's ready to lick! 

Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me 

Sign my snarling doggy -- or your knee is his tree 

Look -- his tail is waggin' 

Ya see he's really friendly 

Sign my snarling doggy -- sign my snarling doggy