Corn Dogs Lyrics - Singles - Bobs

We both liked corn dogs at the start 

We once shared pastries from the cart 

I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart 

But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart 

When we were young we shared a common tongue 

We ate and ate and ate and ate and never gained a bit of weight 

But the years have changed our attitudes bout what is fit to eat 

You've become a lacto-vegetarian and I'm still into red meat 

We both liked corn dogs at the start 

We once shared pastries from the cart 

I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart 

But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart 

I know you feel that sodium will be the death of me 

And caffeine is poison...and it's in coffee and in tea 

But the birdseed that you'd have me eat would make breakfast a bore 

And please don't tape those calorie charts on every cupboard door 

We once ate ice cream and French fries 

Now you say that every bit of fat goes straight to your thighs 

If you would just enjoy food I'd love you at any size 

Come share some cake with me, you're still skinny...in my eyes 

Our love could overcome this if only we would try 

I'd let you be macrobiotic if you'd let me have some pie 

I'd even give up bedtime snacks and take up exercise 

If you would be more flexible and try to compromise 

We both liked corn dogs at the start 

We once shared pastries from the cart 

I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart 

But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart