Plastic Or Paper Lyrics - Singles - Bobs

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach 

Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach 

I had enough trouble picking out all this food 

I can't stand decisions, I think it's so rude 

That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper 

I don't know...just a bag! 

PLASTIC 

Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag 

And let me go home 

PAPER 

Or, well, maybe paper's better...I don't know how 

To make a decision about this... 

Well, then the clerk, he says to me: 

"Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect 

The choice that you make can have a global effect 

On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish 

Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish? 

On the other hand I offer a bag that won't leak 

And besides, it's got handles!" 

PLASTIC 

Well, OK, give me a plastic bag, 

Make it a plastic one 

PAPER 

OOOOh, no, maybe I'll have...Maybe... 

Maybe a Paper Bag! 

Yeah, it's such a big decision, I've got a bunch of a bananas 

And a bottle of bleach, 

And what am I gonna put it in...? 

PLASTIC OR PAPER 

PLASTIC OR PAPER