The Restroom Door Said, 'gentlemen' Lyrics - Twisted Christmas - Bob Rivers

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, 

I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. 

I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, 

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. 

What could be worse? 

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. 

The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag, 

As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag. 

She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag, 

I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day. 

What can I say? 

It just wasn't turning out to be my day. 

The restroom door said gentleman and I would like to find, 

The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs. 

'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind, 

Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy. 

Boy oh boy. 

Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.