Yellow Fever Lyrics - Singles - Bloodhound Gang

Are those nunchucks in your pants 

Or are you just happy to see me? 

Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl 

When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World 

I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok 

I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok 

Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice 

Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice? 

I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw 

Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo 

I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee 

I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody 

She said,"For all the tea in China, my vagina's not free 

But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty" 

I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry 

I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country 

She was made in Taiwan, I said I'm okay with that 

Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too 

In Japan the hand is used as a knife 

In Japan a man's wife's hand job can cost him his life 

But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu 

I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo 

'Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki 

Oh me chinky, she's so kinky, got me hot like Nagasaki 

Burning up like napalm bursting like an A-bomb 

I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam 

She's like an oriental rug 'cause I lay her where I please 

Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees 

I'm a diving Kamikaze, eating out Chinese 

First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi 

She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kicking like Jackie Chan 

I'll get her redder than China, wetter than the Sea of Japan 

Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks 

Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too 

Sing chinky sing 

One more time 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I love you 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, I know you love me too 

Chinky, chinky, bang bang, chinky bang 

Chinky, chinky, bang biddily biddily biddily bang