Going Nowhere Slow Lyrics - One Fierce Beer Coaster - Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand? 

That a-hole bands have a-hole fans 

Bloodhound's the name and the gang's to blame 

Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same 

So fame ain't gonna live forever 

Never worrying about dying cause it can't be any better 

But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst 

And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first 

So hello Joe, what do you know? 

Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show 

Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle? 

Did you do the Flamin' Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle? 

No matter what you did, you're gonna be abused 

If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze 

If ya get your eyes a fuzzin' then we'll get your ears a buzzin' 

'Cause we play around the world, you play around with your cousin 

Bloodhound boys 

Bloodhound girls 

Bloodhound noise 

Bloodhound world 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

We rock Philadelphia, Baltimore, Las Vegas, Indianapolis 

Louisville, Atlanta, New Orleans and Minneapolis 

Houston, Tucson, Phoenix, Buffalo 

Tulsa, Mobile, Albuquerque, Wichita and Orlando 

Portland, Salt Lake City, Memphis, Washington DC 

Charlotte, Oklahoma City, Little Rock and Milwaukee 

Cleveland, Tampa, Norfolk, Dallas, Raleigh, Hartford, Cincinnati 

Boston, Nashville, Kansas City, Chattanooga and Miami 

Honolulu, Richmond, Austin, Pittsburgh, San Antonio 

Baton Rouge, and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo 

Denver, Detroit, Dayton, Spokane, Fresno 

And Jacksonville, Columbus, Springfield, New York, Sacramento 

Los Angeles, St. Paul, St. Louis, San Francisco 

Madison, Knoxville, Seattle, San Jose and San Diego 

Jackson, Omaha, Des Moines, Boise, Providence, Chicago 

But nowhere in New Jersey that's the only place we don't go 

Bloodhound boys 

Bloodhound girls 

Bloodhound noise 

Bloodhound world 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn 

Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone 

Don't matter what state what town what show 

Hell bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow 

Wooaaa haa 

Wooaaa haa 

Wooaaa haa 

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