Record Offer Lyrics - Dingleberry Haze - Bloodhound Gang

Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records. 

(Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have 

Facts of life, the facts of life 

The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain 

chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, sings a medley 

of all your favorite mid-80s television theme songs. 

(Singing in the background) Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum 

What might be right for you, might not be right for some 

(Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world 

Including "Small Wonder," "Gimme A Break," "Silver Spoons," and this irresitable ditty. 

(Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights 

Available only on world famous Cheese Factory Records, 

Which is part of 

Underdog Entertainment, 

Which is part of 

Columbia Records, 

Which is part of 

Sony Music International.