Rang Dang Lyrics - Dingleberry Haze - Bloodhound Gang

So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling 

Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling 

Now I'm wheeling, dealing, stealing, Johnny's apple seeds 

Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds 

Showing no mercy step like Solomon Grundy 

Hit ya with a table leg like I was Ted Bundy 

I bludgeoned you you're bloodied, you think it's kinda of funny 

First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey 

Dip slip to the A.M. what is that you're saying? 

You think you start praying, it's not a game you're playing 

Pump one, pump two, listen to the shotgun blast 

I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas 

Well, I freak like cerebral pals, I'll get inside your drawers 

For alarm there is no, 'cause I funk like Lou Rawl 

Basco Roscoe P. Coltrane 

I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane 

Red light, green light, you know I always win this game 

You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candycane 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

No chance in hell but I could tell you crave me 

Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me 

Taste great but less filling, so thrilling 

Come unannounced like automatic billing 

And you can't do nothing as I push your buttons 

When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. Hutton 

Like Lionel Richie's up, 'All night long' 

Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong 

Stop, flop, flip and flop 

Panties drop now I'm on top 

So wiggle it just a little bit 

I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it 

You said you wanted to do it now you're coming around to it 

I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it 

Take it blow by blow like Reginald Denny 

I do it all the time, how many? 

Many Frauleins I'm coming again like Jesus 

And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please you 

Our Jimmy Pop that art in hell hear it 

Fill me with your Holy Spirit 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Einie meanie miney moe 

Which of you girls will be my ho' 

Cross your fingers, grit your teeth 

'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef 

We make holes in beef 

We make holes in beef 

We make holes in beef 

We make holes in beef 

So watch your back straight to the attack 

I'll spin you around like your name was Pat Sajak 

Tag your ass out and no tag backs 

You psycho nymphomaniac 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang, baby 

You might say no but I hope you mean maybe