Cheese Tidbit Lyrics - Dingleberry Haze - Bloodhound Gang

Dear chasey lain 

I wrote to explain 

Im your biggest fan 

I just wanted to ask 

Could I eat your ass? 

Write back as soon as you can 

Youve had a lotta dick 

Had a lotta dick 

Ive had a lotta time 

Had a lotta time 

Youve had a lotta dick chasey 

But you aint had mine 

Dear chasey lain 

I wrote to complain 

Ya never wrote me back 

How could I ever eat 

Your ass when ya treat 

Your biggest fan like that? 

Youve had a lotta dick 

Had a lotta dick 

Ive had a lotta time 

Had a lotta time 

Youve had a lotta dick chasey 

But you aint had mine 

Dear chasey lain 

I wrote to constrain 

This letter is my last 

As your biggest fan 

I must demand 

You let me eat your ass 

Youve had a lotta dick 

Had a lotta dick 

Ive had a lotta time 

Had a lotta time 

Youve had a lotta dick chasey 

But you aint had mine 

P.s. 

Mom and dad this is chasey 

Chasey this is my mom and dad 

Now show em them titties 

Now show em them titties 

P.s. 

Mom and dad this is chasey 

Chasey this is my mom and dad 

Now show em them titties 

Now show em them titties 

Would ya fuck me for blow?