I'm An Ugly Nigga Lyrics - Singles - Biz Markie

Hey hey hey, know what I heard? 

Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone 

Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie 

They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy 

They would crack on my lips, and my powder 

Saying I look like yuck without the house or ? wig howard? 

>from junior high to high school they thought I was retarded 

Just because the way I looked, they said I farted 

I was very very sad and you wonder why 

Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly 

I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out 

Cause she get around her friends and began to shout" 

"guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend 

It was mark, I told him if the world would end" 

But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep 

If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep? 

I even joined the football team to get some recognition 

But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition 

They said I'm so ugly I give anican a headache 

Aw man, that is the icing on the cake! 

So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts 

I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? 

If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my butt 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? ewwwww (repeat 2x) 

I'm a tell you story that's really bugged 

About a guy with a benz and he's dealing drugs 

In the begining before he got his riches 

He was so ugly, he gave me the itches 

I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky 

But homeboy looked like, um, god-zooky 

I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star 

And everybody laughed when I said "mon-star" 

I can't laugh now because it's a new decade 

My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made 

I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle 

Makes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable 

When you're spending money, giving girls what they want 

Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front 

Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like 

Just because they got a nice car like reverend ike 

It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking 

Thinking that he look like, um, stinking jenkins 

But let me tell you a secret, he has esp 

And this is what he whispered in my ear to me 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? 

Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the butt? 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x) 

Let me tell you how poor I was 

Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome 

For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb 

Now people always ask how are these things known 

Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home 

That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro 

And for lunch I eat ragu with my sloppy joe 

But at night I be starving, like messy marvin 

I get cheap and go settle for the white castle bargain 

They offer me a lot in the army 

But I'd rather get it second hand from the salvation army 

Cause times are getting harder than boot camp 

Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp 

So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer 

And tell minekie "i'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" 

So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run 

But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum 

Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me 

Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me 

Some say I'm embarassing, but I got some comparison 

Like if I was on tv, I would be oscar madison 

Is there another like me? only God knows 

Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes 

But for now I'm just going to do the strut 

And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? 

Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt? 

I'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x)