Funk Is Back Lyrics - All Samples Cleared! - Biz Markie

Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back 

With a beat to sink your teeth in like wolfman jack 

I'm bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling 

Guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing 

I combine funk with a make-a-monk piano 

I'm nuts, I'm crazy, I lost it, and man a 

Different type of bud in my veign and hey 

Like I'm *cookoo cookoo* like a nappy dread 

Now it's me, the b-i-z, m-a-r k-i to the e 

As you can see, going to the t-o-o, mo mo most definitely 

I concoct to rock, and put you in shock 

Not from the past, but I blact like binac-a 

Yeah, the one foots getting ill 

Cause nobody beats the biz still 

The funk is back! (repeat 4x) 

Ooops, well I'm the original b-i-z mark 

Here to let you know my bite is worse than my bark 

I'm coiming out with some freakified funk 

If joanie was around, then I'd be a hump 

But since she ain't, I still am the 

Hellified king of the r-a-p 

I'sa i'sa i'sa here to let you know 

I'm the hypnotizing, mezmorizing, stealing the show 

Uh-oh, I'm hitting hitting just like a speaker 

My mom dropped the bomb, then God said "eureka!" 

To say a lay masterpiece that's long overdue 

>from the streets of california to kalamazoo 

Don't look at me like I'm crazy or dumb 

Cause my jinlge will tickle you cerebrum 

My sensational delivery will give you a chill 

That's why nobody beats the biz still 

The funk is back! (repeat 4x) 

I'm the super, duper, party pooper 

With my loop I'll put you in a stupor 

Chump, thump, with doctor's bump 

With the trunks of funk to make the heartbeat pump 

M ah z r, k har, I har, e har 

Try hard, a star, rocking the casbah 

My brain maintains with no restraints 

Not john doe or jane, here to entertain 

Feul a, deuler, plus an old schooler 

Funk from the crack keep me kicking like I'm ruler 

Dunky, drunky, skunky, funky, and pokey 

Chunky, a junkie with the monkey on my back 

Knack, opposites attract 

Biz being wack? get the bozack! 

Skill to ill, plus always thrill 

And I be sure that no one beats the biz still 

The funk is back! (repeat 4x) 

*the biz goes off til the song's end*