Kung Fu Lyrics - I Need A Haircut - Biz Markie

Once about a time there was a kid 

Who didn't have a bicycle or a car that skid 

Only thing he had was pat and turner 

He didn't know the future but the lesson to learn-ah 

Way to get started in the music biz 

Just listen to the story as I tell it like it is 

I was a youngster from east junior high school 

Who thought somebody with adidas sweat-shirt was cool 

It symbolized somethin, but I don't know 

I wanted to be down really really bad so 

I asked one of my best friends derek mangareu 

"c'mon man can I be down can I be down witcha crew? " 

He had one by the name of masters of control 

I wanted to be down, so I could play the role 

He said, "no you're not good enough we have ours mark" 

I went home and sat in the room with no lights in the dark 

And this is gonna be a rough rendezvous 

And that's why I sing this song to you 

I'm a lonely soldier.. yeah.. 

Many miles from home.. 

With a heart that's heavy.. 

And with.. a will that's strong 

I got a little older, three years to be exact 

When a crew named midnight express gave me a crack 

It consist of one mc and two dj's 

And the way kevin d cut had me amazed 

It was like I just joined the lakers 

Or even rock steady or the new york city breakers 

I was in 11th grade, at ? ? high 

They was sayin they was sayin hey what's wrong with this guy 

Because all he do, is bang on tables and mumble 

And doin music with his mouth like a band ensemble 

Or the human beatbox wasn't thought about 

And the teachers they thought I was crazy without a doubt 

I guess they didn't understand what I was comin from 

Since I was into mc'n, they thought I was dumb 

Then there was a teacher by the name of ms. k parke 

Since I was good at rememberin numbers she said I was smart 

But that don't got nothin to do with this rendezvous 

And that's why I sing this song to you! 

I'm a lonely soldier.. yeah.. 

Many miles from home.. 

With a heart that's heavy.. 

And with.. a will that's strong 

I was a walkin son of a gun before the day I begun 

I'ma tell you how it started, from day one 

Well me, I lived in >? ? <, they lived in c.i. 

I was ambitious and devoted til the day I'd die 

I used to get on fair islip, take the s-42 

Get off at bunanan street, and go to the house of the crew 

I would walk from c.i., to bay shore 

Just to see if I really had the rhymes galore 

I'd go to house parties here, go to house parties there 

Walk the ? ? ? ? pants off my derriere 

Like if I was david carridine who played "kung fu" 

Who would walk from china to japan without a shoe 

Hummin beats, sayin rhymes, kept me goin 

From givin up or bein crazy, or just stop flowin 

My teachers and parents said, I should just stop 

Just go to army go to college get a job witcha pops? ! 

I can't take no more of this rendezvous 

And that's why I sing this song to you! 

I'm a lonely soldier.. yeah.. 

Many miles from home.. 

With a heart that's heavy.. 

And with.. a will that's strong 

I'm a lonely soldier.. 

Many miles from home.. 

With a heart that's heavy.. 

And with.. a will that's strong