Steven's Last Night In Town Lyrics - Whatever & Ever Amen - Ben Folds

Everyone gather 'round now 

Sing us a song 

Just in case by tomorrow 

It happens he's gone 

For two weeks and seven days 

Our fair foreign friend 

I have this feeling 

We might never see Steven again 

But we thought he was gone 

But he's come back again 

Last week it was funny 

And now the joke's wearin' thin 

'Cause everyone knows now 

That every night now 

Will be Steven's last night in town 

He's charmed everyone here 

Except Tamara Easter 

Who later revealed to him 

Her innermost secrets 

Won us over with stories 

About Linda McCartney 

Lost points with the ladies 

For sayin' he couldn't love a 

Woman with cellulite 

But we thought he was gone 

And now he's come back again 

Last week it was funny 

And now the joke's wearin' thin 

'Cause everyone knows now 

That every night now 

Will be Steven's last night in town 

? 

We were talkin' 'bout somethin' 

Seems like was funny 

And Steven got quiet 

I think Steven was mad 

Maybe he wasn't mad 

But we felt very strange 

In the moment 

But the moment was passed 

And forgotten about 

We thought he was gone 

But he's come back again 

Last week it was funny 

And now the joke's wearin' thin 

'Cause everyone knows now 

That every night now 

Will be Steven's last night in town