One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics - Whatever & Ever Amen - Ben Folds

September '75 I was 47 inches high 

Mom said someday I would have 

A bad ass mother G.I. Joe 

For your little minds to blow 

I still got beat up after class 

Now I'm big and important 

One angry dwarf 

And 200 solemn faces 

Are you 

If you want to see me 

Check your papers and your T.V. 

Look who's tellin' who what to do 

Kiss my ass good-bye 

Don't give me that bullshit 

You know who I am 

I'm your nightmare little man 

Vic you stole my lunch money. 

Made me cry. 

Jane remember second grade 

Said you couldn't stand my face 

Rather than kiss me you said 

You'd rather die 

Now I'm big and important 

One angry dwarf 

And 200 solemn faces 

Are you 

If you want to see me 

Check your papers and your T.V. 

Look who's tellin' who what to do 

Kiss my ass good-bye 

You'll be sorry one day 

Yes you will, yes you will 

You shouldn't push me around 

Cause I will, yes I will 

You will be sorry when I'm big 

Yes you will be sorry