Worth It Parody Lyrics - Singles - Bartbaker

This song's totally worthless 

It's so generic 

And derivative music 

"Talk Dirty" - have you heard it? 

This sounds just like it 

Why are the hell are we dancing 

In front of the stock markets 

OK, this song also sound a whole lot like "Problem" 

Crossed with an old Jewish wedding song 

I look like Chris Brown on crack with these scary face tats 

Like I just got out of prison 

Prison, prison, prison, prison 

These girls' choreography is shitty 

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Shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty 

I can't watch it no mo! 

Right now you're prolly asking why 

My voice is low then it goes really high 

And why I'm kicking this guy 

Can you stop? Your heel went in my eye! 

I'm the tallest in the band 

And some say I look like a man 

If you wonder what I am 

Go ahead, check it with your hand 

I am having trouble getting these glasses off my face 

I am the black girl - we've got one girl from every race 

Nuh-uh, you don't have an Asian! 

Ooh, we must have spaced 

This white girl we have really can't sing so she can be replaced 

This song's about how we're worth it 

Worth having sex with 

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As if we're harlots 

Or hookers trying to get rich 

But in this vid we're actin' 

Like powerful women 

Abusing these men 

It doesn't make any sense 

I am the cutest in the group 

And I got a smokin' hot body too 

But our stylist has no clue 

He dressed me in this unsexy suit 

Ew! 

It's because in this vid 

You play Wall Street executives 

Who came up with that concept? 

I don't know, but it sure is stupid 

I am trying way too hard to be sexy to young dudes 

I wink and flip my hair around, I do every cliche move 

I want boys to say I'm hot on the comments for this vid 

I look like Nicole Scherzinger and Zayn Malik had a kid 

We're the girl One Direction 

We're a collection 

Of past contestants 

The X-Factor rejected 

But I got an erection 

First time I saw them 

And so I signed them 

And now they let me shag them 

OK, this song also sound a whole lot like "Problem" 

Crossed with an old Jewish wedding song 

I look like Chris Brown on crack with these scary face tats 

Like I just got out of prison 

Prison, prison, prison, prison 

These girls' choreography is shitty 

Shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty 

I can't watch it no mo! 

We are suing you! 

Why? 

'Cause we've both been harassed! 

You made me squeeze your junk! 

And you stuck your golf club up my ass! 

This is unacceptable behavior, it cannot pass! 

And I demand justice for my clients and I want it fast! 

You can sue them penniless 

But they're now worthless 

They lost all their cash 

In the stock markets 

Sorry girls, you're now homeless.