What Makes You Beautiful Parody Lyrics - Singles - Bartbaker

Check out my hair, isn't it cute 

I use a really expensive shampoo 

We're throwing rocks and acting tough 

Even though we're all wearing tons of makeup 

Our manager says we have to act straight 

Even though we're all gay 

We're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks 

But secretly what we're looking for is some dick 

Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet 

They can't know oh oh 

That you're not hetero 

Snorting bath salts and jumping in place 

Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face 

Get away you pschyo's I have some mase 

Damn that blow oh oh's 

Bet that you taste beautiful 

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No no! Get lost you drugged up homo's! 

We're playing sports so we seem staight. 

Our manager said that that's a good way ah ah 

You need the gas for record sales 

So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day 

Oh what's the point 

Everyone can see it 

It's obvious we like penis 

We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves 

All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day 

Let's all get in the water and masturbate 

I'm gonna think about you 

I'm gonna think about you too 

God damn it guys stop being gay 

99% of your fans are staright ladies 

If they find out your queers our sales will go away 

Oh fine (ine) (ine) we'll save it for another time 

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There's a girl go and act like straight guys. 

Na na na na na na na na na na 

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 

Hey girl, I'm suppose to act like you get us off 

But looking at you makes our pen! s go ever soft 

Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff 

Hey, boys, it's the Hoff 

I've been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time 

I gotta say that you're all looking mighty fine 

Why don't we head back to my place and have some wine 

Ya, lets go that sounds so magical 

No, no, no, do not go over to his home. 

Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they're beautiful