Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me Parody Lyrics - Singles - Bartbaker

(Justin:) My girl doesn't love me 

[Justin: Will you always be a Belieber? 

Justin's ex girl: Yes.] 

(Justin:) Her new love is 1D 

(Justin:) I'm under pressure 

I puked at my show 

Now my girl prefers One Direction 

Was a Belieber 

But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection 

(Justin:) She wants to 

Bang Harry 

Why doesn't she wanna bang me? 

Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag! 

(Justin:) Girl, why don't you love me? 

I'm better than 1D 

Even though I threw up at my last live show 

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(Justin:) And what's with your daddy? 

He's extremely scary 

I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat 

(Justin:) Oh my god that's 

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harry from 1D! 

(Harry:) We had sex sex sex sex sex sex 

And she told me she hates you 

Right after she she she she she she blew me 

I'm sorry 

(Justin:) Is my run over? 

Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf 

Yes, I'm a poser 

But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car 

(Justin:) What about all you guys? 

You're my dancers, you must be on my side 

(Dancer #1:) Sorry but we prefer boy bands. 

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(Justin:) Guys please do not leave me 

You gotta belieb me 

I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth 

(Dancer #2:) Did you just stay belieb? 

That's totally corny 

(Dancer 3#:) Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke. 

(Justin:) But I am so 

Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy 

Can't you see? 

Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me 

I fucking hate 1D