Zittly Van Zittles Lyrics - What's Your Name? - Adam Sandler

Well, I had myself a girlfriend for all most two whole years 

We had ourselves no secrets, we had no fears 

There was nothing we wouldn't do when we were in the sack 

She'd even pop the zit on my back 

Well, one night I was out a-cheatin' after I drank a few 

She caught me red-handed and said, "We're through" 

Now she got a new boyfriend, it nearly gave me a heart attack 

'Cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back? 

Well, I got a pimple and I don't know why 

It keeps growing in the same place 

I can't reach it with my left or right hand 

I wish it was on my face 

It's four days old and it hurts so bad 

But it's ready for a squeeze 

Won't somebody pop it for me please? 

I'll give you ten dollars 

If you're a girl in this lonely world 

And your looking for a guy 

I'll never cheat again I promise 

That's no lie 

There's only one thing I'll ask of you 

Could we name our first child Zach? 

Oh, one more thing please pop this zit on my back 

I'm dying here 

A-pimp-a-lay-hee 

A-pop-a-doodily-doo 

Squirt-heedily-hoo 

Well, I'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seems to call 

I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall 

Well, that don't work so I look around and find a big, shiny thumb-tack 

Put it on the floor, lay down, pop the zit on my back, yeah 

Rock steady man