Welcome My Son Lyrics - Stan & Judy's Kid - Adam Sandler

Welcome my son to your very first day 

So proud to be the one who brought you this way 

I love you with all my heart 

And my love is here to stay 

But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed? 

Soon enough you'll be walking 

You and me hand in hand 

The silly words you'll be talkin' 

Only daddy can understand 

We'll go out making snowmen 

Building castles in the sand 

And all the time I'm thinking, will this kid end up smoking' weed? 

But time keeps on going 

And you keep on growin' 

You're now six years old 

You're getting so good at your spellin' 

But my mind is always dwellin' 

On the fact that you could be the kind of guy 

Who grows up and needs to smoke weed on the couch 

All the time 

All the time 

So answer me this while you're lying in your little bed 

Why must you insist on bein' such a fuckin' pothead? 

There's other things in life 

That can make you feel good 

But you just keep on smoking' your herb 

You can't get enough of your precious, precious reefer 

Where you getting all this money 

To buy so much Hawaiian dope?