Cool Guy 4 Lyrics - Stan & Judy's Kid - Adam Sandler

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}- 

SEAN: What's your name, baby? 

GIRL #4: Desiree. 

SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. 

GIRL #4: What's your name? 

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}- 

SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on. 

GIRL #4: Ooh. 

SEAN: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama. 

GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want. 

SEAN: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,-- 

GIRL #4: Oh my. 

SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you? 

GIRL #4: That's sounds nice, sean. 

SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears. 

GIRL #4: I'm already naked, how about you? 

SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine. 

GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard? 

SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go. 

GIRL #4: ..."Tally-whacker"? 

SEAN: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat. 

GIRL #4: Oh my god. 

SEAN: What? 

GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker. 

-{Sean groans}- 

CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding? 

GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat. 

CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross. 

-{she hangs up}- 

SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute. 

-{hangs up}- 

what the fuck is happening 

-{weeping}- 

... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.