Chanukah Song Part Ii Lyrics - Stan & Judy's Kid - Adam Sandler

Time to take out the menorahs! 

Put on your yarmulke 

Its time for Chanukah 

So much fun-ukah 

To celebrate Chanukah 

Chanukah is the festival of lights 

Instead of one day of presents 

We get eight crazy nights 

When you feel like the only kid in town 

Without a Christmas tree 

Here's a new list of people who are Jewish 

Just like you and me 

Winona Ryder, 

Drinks Manischewitz wine 

Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein 

Guess who gives and receives 

Loads of Chanukah toys 

The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys 

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, 

Courtney Love is half, too 

Put them together 

What a funky, bad ass Jew! 

We got Harvey Keitel 

And flash dancer Jennifer Beals 

Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish 

And yes, her boobs are real 

Put on that yarmulke 

Its time for Chanukah 

2 time Ocsar-winning Dustin Hoffman-akah 

celebrates Chanukah 

O.J. Simpson 

Still not a Jew 

But guess who is, 

The guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo 

Bob Dylan was born a Jew 

Then he wasn't 

but now he's back, 

Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 

'Cause we're pretty good in the sack. 

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed 

On the PGA tour 

No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods 

I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore. 

So many Jews are in the show biz 

Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish 

But my mother thinks he is. 

Tell the world-amanaka 

It's time to celebrate Chanukah 

It's not pronounced "Chon"ukah 

The C is silent in Chanukah 

So read your hooked on phon-ukah 

Get drunk in Tijuan-ukah 

If you really, really wann-ukah 

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah! 

Happy Chanukah!