Thanksgiving Song Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." 

"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" 

"I hope you enjoy it." 

[Starts playing] 

Love to eat turkey 

Love to eat turkey 

[Shout from Crowd:] "I love you Adam!" 

[Adam Sandler:] "Ohhh, I love you!" 

Love to eat turkey 

Cause it's good 

Love to eat turkey 

Like a good boy should 

Cause it's turkey to eat 

So good 

[Adam Sandler:] "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it 

But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping 

Here we go... Thanks anyways" 

Turkey for me 

Turkey for you 

Let's eat the turkey 

In my big brown shoe 

Love to eat the turkey 

At the table 

I once saw a movie 

With Betty Grable 

Eat that turkey 

All night long 

Fifty million Elvis fans 

Can't be wrong 

Turkey lurkey doo and 

Turkey lurkey dap 

I eat that turkey 

Then I take a nap 

Thanksgiving is a special night 

Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite 

That's right 

Turkey with gravy and cranberry 

Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry 

Turkey for you and 

Turkey for me 

Can't believe Tyson 

Gave that girl V.D 

White meat, dark meat 

You just can't lose 

I fell off my moped 

And I got a bruise 

Turkey in the oven 

And the buns in the toaster 

I'll never take down 

My Cheryl Tiegs poster 

Wrap the turkey up 

In aluminum foil 

My brother likes to masturbate 

With baby oil 

Turkey and sweet potato pie 

Sammy Davis Jr 

Only had one eye 

Turkey for the girls and 

Turkey for the boys 

My favorite kind of pants 

Are corduroys 

Gobble gobble goo and 

Gobble gobble gickel 

I wish turkey 

Only cost a nickel 

Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving 

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!