Oh Mom... Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel 

[silverware clicking] 

M1: "can you pass the beats please? " 

F1: "here you go" 

M1: "thanks" 

Brad: "hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Brad: "why not mom? " 

F1: "yeah, why mom? he should go." 

Brad: "it's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Brad: "oh mom..." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

F1: "don't wory brad." 

F2: "hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think? 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

F2: "really? I really like it..." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

F2: "oh mom, who is? " 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

F2: "mom, you're so paranoid." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

M3: "hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

M3: "yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

M3: "do you think you could drop me off there? ..." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

M3: "how am I gonna get there? " 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

M3: "i'll walk I guess." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "mom, can you pass the salad dressing? " 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "please? " 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "come on, mom." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Brad: "i'll get it for you cindy." 

Cindy: "thanks brad." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Cindy: "thanks for the tip, ma." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Brad: "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Brad: "why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "mother, brad is right." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "we should go out, it'll be fun." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "come on, let's go, I could go for some maple walnut." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

M3: "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time." 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Cindy: "you wanna come dave? " 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Dave: "no, I'll hang out with mom." 

M1: "you sure? " 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Dave: "yeah, go without me." 

M3: "all right, see you guys later." 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Dave: "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry? " 

Mom: "nooo!!" 

Dave: "please? " 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Dave: "mom, you're over reacting!" 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Dave: "why are you so overprotective!? " 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

Dave: "mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!" 

[bangs on the table, gets up] 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!" 

[screen door closes] 

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at him!"