Love In The Time Of Recession Lyrics - Singles - 30 Dirty Thoughts

There was a time when we would laugh, 

and throw around great piles of cash 

but that's gone, it looks like that's gone, whoa ohhh 

There was a time when caviar 

was served inside our luxury car 

but that's gone, I guess that's also gone whoa ohhh 

It seems just days ago 

Our lives were lived inside a bubble 

Despite the gains in our bank occount 

Our love remained subprime 

Tucked away in our economy 

lay a ticking bomb of fiscal folly 

and soon we'd reap the dividends 

of being funemployed! 

I didn't get laid and I didn't get off 

but they said to take my stuff and walk 

I've got no job and I've got no pay 

but I'm free to hold you every day 

whoaaaa oh oh love in the time of recession 

whoaaaa oh oh let's take a 7 month staycation 

whoaaaa oh oh our savings have all disappeared 

whoaaaa oh oh now kiss me through my recession beard 

So now we have to ask ourselves 

Do we miss the gold that filled our shelves? 

Cuz it's gone, it looks like it's gone, whoa ohhh 

Was it a crutch we were Lehman on 

or was it just another con? 

but it's gone, I guess it's also gone whoa ohh 

You look so very cute 

underneath your golden parachute 

You debonnaire recessionista 

I'll never leave your side 

You stimulate my package growth 

There's nothing better for us both 

We've made it past the tipping point 

and made the right downturn 

I didn't get laid and I didn't get off 

but they said to take my stuff and walk 

I've got no job and I've got no pay 

but I'm free to hold you every day 

whoaaaa oh oh love in the time of recession 

whoaaaa oh oh let's take a 7 month staycation 

whoaaaa oh oh our savings have all disappeared 

whoaaaa oh oh now kiss me through my recession beard 

I love the way you act like a sexual creditor 

You're my own personal cash bailout 

With you while making love there's no recessionary period 

Like a bear market you're always going down 

SOLO 

Hey ho let's go 

Grab your partner now do-see-do 

We're too big too fall, we're all set to brawl 

We've too much cash to blow 

Hey ho let's go 

The economy is too quick to slow 

We've seen it all we're standing tall 

Just look out way below! 

I didn't get laid and I didn't get off 

but they said to take my stuff and walk 

I've got no job and I've got no pay 

but I'm free to hold you every day 

whoaaaa oh oh love in the time of recession 

whoaaaa oh oh let's take a 7 month staycation 

whoaaaa oh oh our savings have all disappeared 

whoaaaa oh oh now kiss me through my recession beard 

whoaaaa oh oh it's not as bad as it might seem 

whoaaaa oh oh we'll start a little ponzi scheme 

whoaaaa oh oh I know not working's kinda weird 

whoaaaa oh oh now kiss me through my recession beard