Jenny Got Busted Lyrics - Singles - 30 Dirty Thoughts

Ever since we were old enough to read 

My buddy Jenny and I have been thick as thieves 

we snuck out of math class, pulled each other's hair 

she pushed me down in the mud, and I taught her to swear 

then one day she calls and says she has a surprise 

I show up at her house and can't believe my eyes 

it's seems my old pal had saved a special fund 

with the goal of making parts of her a bit more rotund 

her mo - dest bosom I had not noted before 

had grown-into a sight that I could not ignore 

Oh! No! Jenny got busted! 

she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented 

I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial 

Oh! No! Jenny added on 

her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! 

and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch 

despite her new look which she had failed to inherit 

dear Jenny and me wuz still like peas and carrots 

but deep inside I knew that it couldn't last 

with the vast new contents that her bra had amassed 

I didn't want to risk a friendly slap 

from getting caught staring at that booby trap 

and worst thing of all with all this nonstop verbiage 

there ain't no damn word that even rhymes with cleavage 

she re-a-lized she had a new kind of appeal 

my metaphysics say if I can touch them then they're real 

Oh! No! Jenny got busted! 

she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented 

I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial 

Oh! No! Jenny added on 

her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! 

and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch 

though it's sad to say it, to her dismay it, it wasn't always a walk in the park 

all of her guy friends, they wanted more ......than she was willing 

one by one they dropped off, they couldn't take it, and she couldn't fake it, and she didn't know 

where this was going... she felt alone... 

Oh! No! Jenny got busted! 

she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented 

I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial 

Oh! No! Jenny added on 

her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! 

and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch 

Oh! No! Jenny got busted! 

she's making mountains out of molehills 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny operated 

I can't keep my eyes above neck level 

Oh! No! Jenny added on 

her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony 

Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! 

and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch