+You Need An Analyst. If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store,. You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.. If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before,.
+When I Was A Lad. When I was a lad I went to Yale,. And I knew then that I could never fail.. For I studied very hard and furthermore,. I polished up the apple for the professor..
+The Bronx Bird Watcher. On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit,. Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit,.
+Pop Hates The Beatles. My daughter needs a new phonograph.. She wore out all the needles.. Besides, I broke the old one in half.. I hate the Beatles..
+One Hippopotami. One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,. Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese..
+No One's Perfect. We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups. all over the world.. When the Norman Luboff Chorus. Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this).
+Mexican Hat Dance. Oh Americans dance on a dance floor.. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table.. And the Russians, they dance on a saber.. But the Mexicans dance on their hats..
+Lotsa Luck. When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas,. Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck.. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass,.
+Little Butterball. I'm called Little Butterball,. Dear Little Butterball,. 'Though I could never tell why.. My calories mount.. My cholesterol count.
+Kiss of Myer. Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di). Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di). Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di).
+J. C. Cohen. Listen, all you children, to my sad refrain,. About a subway conductor on a runaway train.. Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame..
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person. I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.. When I was a child, my mother said to me,.
+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow. Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.. Pile the potatoes on your platter.. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby.. I just adore you plump and chubby..
+Good Advice. I know a man named Otis who invented a room,. And his heart was filled with pride.. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?". He said, "It goes from side to side.".
+Beautiful Teamsters. Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join.. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin.. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all..
AUTOMATION. (Alan Sherman). It was automation, I know. That was what was making the factory go. It was IBM. It was Univac. It was all those gears going.
+America's A Nice Italian Name. I live in Italy, the sky is sunny.. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place.. And if you think the way I talk is funny,.
+Al 'N' Yetta. Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda,. Watching TV every single night.. Munching popcorn from a dish,. While observing Dorothy Gish.. (Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish,.
If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store. You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If your pocket's full of little things you've never owned before.
No more pencils, no more books. No more teachers dirty looks. Dropouts, dropouts, yeah team. . On dropouts down the field. Ain't we the national shame.