They say there he sits in his big white wicker rocker. Eatin' candy coated cashews sippin' orange lemonade. While a sweet young thing fans the flies from off his eyebrows.
Open the gates up hey screw did you miss me Jimmy I see that you found a new friend. Warden come down here and kiss me hello cause I'm back home in Huntsville again.
Alimony alimony work till my fingers are bloody and boney. Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake. Ali-money I call it ali-money you married men may think it's funny.
QUEEN OF THE SILVER DOLLAR. WITH PAMELA ROSE GADD. Writer Shel Silvertstein. Copyright 1972. . She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom.
Elvis he's a hero he's a superstar. And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car. And Dylan sings for millions. And I just sing for free. Oh everybody's makin' it big but me.
[DIAMONDS:]. I was born a unicorn. I missed the ark but I could've sworn you'd wait for me. . [GINGER:]. I was born a unicorn. I could of sworn you believed in me..
Handsome guys get girls that are pretty. Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty. But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest man in town.
Yeah yeah now this song is a warning yes folks a warnin' against the danger. A very very economy a social fibre mortal turpitude haha national security.
Oh they're testing the bomb as I'm singing this song. They say not to worry cause nothing can go wrong. They're testing the bomb as I'm singing this song.
Now I was hangin' round Nashville writin' songs and playin' 'em for all of the stars. Watchin' 'em laugh and hand 'em back livin' on hope and Hershey bars.
Did you hear bout Stacy brown (no we didn't but we'd like to). He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to). He had looks he had class do anything to get a little lass.
Someone ate the baby it's rather sad to say. Someone ate the baby so she won't be out to play. We'll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dry.
Oh they won't let us show it at the beach no they won't let us show it at the beach. They think we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach. And they won't let us show it at the beach.
There was a group called called Scum of the Earth. And they say they got their birth. In a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho. The bass man he smoked grass and the drummer he kicked ass.
Oh Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out. She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans cook the yams and spice the hams. And though her parents would scream and shout.
Rings of grass crowns of flowers they're gone gone gone gone. Furs that I woven of whispering hours gone gone gone gone. She's gone away where the rings are real.
Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door. Now she's quite a proper lady so I didn't ask for anything more. But haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went down to the movie.
(I'll tell you a story of silly young king. Who played with the world at the end of a string. But he only loved one single thing and that was just a peanut butter sandwich).
Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind. Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine. A waitress comes up I order baked beans and bread. Oh when she brings it I want ham'n eggs instead.
(There was a time when people talked said with their mouth. How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk). . Now picture the scene the day is sunny.