Ugliest Man In Town Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Handsome guys get girls that are pretty 

Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty 

But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest man in town 

Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car 

Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar 

But you know folks that really don't get you very far 

When you're the ugliest man in town 

There was a note on the doorstep where I was found 

Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds 

So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound 

Keep his back to the light don't let him turn around 

Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold 

Don't you know I've got a beautiful soul though I'm the ugliest man in town 

Yeah I'm so ugly I gotta shave in the dark 

The kids start to cry when I walk through the park 

The clock stop tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come around 

Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me 

If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me 

Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me 

I'm the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in town