Show It At The Beach Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Oh they won't let us show it at the beach no they won't let us show it at the beach 

They think we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach 

And they won't let us show it at the beach 

But you can show it in your parlor to most anyone you choose 

You can show it at a party with your second shot of booze 

You can show it on the corner wearin' overcoat and shoes 

But they won't let us show it at the beach 

No they won't let us show it at the beach friends 

Ah they won't us show it at the beach 

Oh they're sure we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach 

So they won't let us show it at the beach 

But you can show it in the movies on the cineramic screen 

You can show it in the most sophisticated magazine 

You can show it while you're bouncing on the high school trampoline 

But they won't let us show it at the beach 

But if you've got a gun it's legal to display it on your hip 

You can show your butcher knives to any interested kid 

But if it's made for lovin' then you'd better keep it hid 

And they won't let us show it at the beach