The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride Lyrics - Primus

To the carpenter said the dainty bride 

Th e grass appears greener on the other side 

So let's clarify before we unite 

The grass is never greener on the other side 

To the carpenter said the dainty bride 

I pledge to you my love tonight 

But I will not hesitate to euthanize 

If the grass becomes greener on the other side 

Said the carpenter to the dainty bride 

I would never do a thing to jeopardize 

This union I consider a prize 

Grass will never be greener on the other side 

To the preacher man said the dainty wife 

He thought the grass was greener on the other side 

So I buried in his belly my butcher knife 

And ended these years of wretched strife 

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Said the preacher man to the guilty wife 

Though the law may give you twenty years to life 

Pray forgiveness in the Father's eyes 

And the grass may just be greener on the other side 

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