Punk Assed Bitch Lyrics - Wheatus - Wheatus

She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles 

You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye 

You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials 

But you don't see them later, while in the elevator 

You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her 

A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa 

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 

[chorus] 

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch 

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a it's just a testimony 

That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas 

That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 

[repeat chorus 2x] 

You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle 

One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a 

You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials 

But you don't see them later, while in the elevator 

You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her 

A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa 

You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 

You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a 

It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas 

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 

[repeat chorus 2x]