Leroy Lyrics - Wheatus - Wheatus

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen; 

Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine; 

Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline; 

Still he push the button, 

E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; 

Oh you know he told me "Shake it, don't break it; 

It took too damn long to make it" 

[Chorus] 

Leroy is my mojo man; 

Leroy is my mojo man, 

He come he take me by the hand; 

'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright! 

He's just a pimp with a limp and some Vaseline; 

He told me to "Look, over there!" and stole my nectarine; 

Said, "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine" 

Still he push the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me; 

Oh you know he told me, 

"Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make" 

[Chorus]