Yoda Lyrics - Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 - Weird Al Yankovic

I met him in a swamp down in dagobah 

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda 

S O D A, soda 

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log 

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda" 

Y O D A, Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen 

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green 

Oh, my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand 

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand 

Oh, my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

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Well, I left home just a week before 

And I've never ever been a jedi before 

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course 

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force" 

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben 

So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again 

Though with my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

So I used the force 

I picked up a box 

I lifted some rocks 

While I stood on my head 

Well, I won't forget what Yoda said 

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He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side 

And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide" 

Oh, my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed 

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed 

Oh, my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess 

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess 

But I know that I'll be coming back some day 

I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray 

The long-term contract I had to sign 

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time 

With my Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 

Yoda 

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda