Jurassic Park Lyrics - Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 - Weird Al Yankovic

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes 

And before long, they were cloning DNA 

Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors 

Well, believe me this has been one lousy day 

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark 

All the dinosaurs are running wild 

Someone shut the fence off in the rain 

I admit it's kinda eerie 

But this proves my chaos theory 

And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no! 

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I cannot approve of this attraction 

'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad 

A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer 

Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad 

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark 

All the dinosaurs are running wild 

Someone let T- Rex out of his pen 

I'm afraid those things'll harm me 

'Cause they sure don't act like Barney 

And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend, oh no! 

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Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark 

All the dinosaurs are running wild 

What a crummy weekend this has been 

Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket 

Think I'll tell them where to stick it 

'Cause I'm never coming back this way again, oh no, oh no!