Trash Day Lyrics - Poodle Hat - Weird Al Yankovic

It's rotten 

So rotten here 

So rotten 

Oh 

It was like, the last day before trash day 

My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay 

Even though the garbage I knew would reek 

(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week 

Then, um, I'm takin' 

Birthday cake 'n' 

(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon 

Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin' 

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Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin' 

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin' 

She's naggin' 

"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor" 

"Is that too much to ask for?" 

But I see no reason why 

Can't let a few more weeks go by 

And now garbage is piled high 

And buddy, you should see the flies 

I said ... 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Oh, boy there's a lot in here (a lot) 

And every day it grows (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Make ya wanna throw up 

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Look at all this garbage I keep generatin' 

(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin' 

Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin' 

Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin' 

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma 

Sure to put you in a coma 

It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers 

It so bad the roaches wearin' slippers 

Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint 

Stand up by themselves at this point 

It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie 

I wipe my feet before I go outside 

I wonder what crawled in there and died 

(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified 

But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends 

Like, "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!" 

Oh 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Oh, look what we got in here (now what?) 

Let's watch it decompose (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Make ya wanna throw up 

With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a *** 

Make me wanna throw up 

It makes ya wanna ***, just makes ya wanna *** 

Oh 

Some Lysol, some Comet 

I got a mop and it's got your name on it 

(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it 

(Oh) Unless you gonna do it 

Careful not to breathe the fumes 

Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom 

Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon 

Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom 

Oh 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Oh, it's gone to pot in here (to pot) 

Bring out the firehose (uh, uh, uh, uh) 

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) 

Make ya wanna throw up 

With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a *** 

Make me wanna throw up 

Give a little bit a ***, and a tiny bit a *** 

Make ya wanna throw up 

Mix a little bit a *** with a molecule a *** 

Make me wanna throw up 

It makes me wanna *** (aw, eww), just makes me wanna *** [spit] 

Oh