Don't Wear Those Shoes Lyrics - Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair 

You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show 

And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know 

Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy 

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees 

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes 

You can spend my money, you can waste my time 

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes 

Don't wear those shoes 

It's all right, you can play your Twisted Sister every night 

I suppose you can lick the middles out of my Oreos 

Or start laughing when you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose 

And you know that I'd do anything to please you 

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But I'm begging you down on my bended knees 

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes 

You can spit in my face if you're so inclined 

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes 

(Oh no, oh no) 

Oh no, don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no 

Please don't wear those (shoes) 

Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed 

Stomp the poodle till it's flat 

You could even shove a six inch railroad spike through my head 

I could learn to live with that 

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees 

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes 

You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind 

Baby I don't mind, but please don't wear those 

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I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes 

You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze 

But baby, please don't wear those shoes 

You can make me an offer I can't refuse 

But darling, please don't wear those shoes 

You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze 

But honey, please don't wear those shoes 

You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news 

But please, please don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes 

I said oh no, oh no, oh no