Christmas At Ground Zero Lyrics - Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero 

There's music in the air 

The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing 

While the air raid sirens blare 

It's Christmas at Ground Zero 

The button has been pressed 

The radio just let us know 

That this is not a test 

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping 

It's the end of all humanity 

No more time for last-minute shopping 

It's time to face your final destiny 

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Well it's Christmas at Ground Zero 

There's panic in the crowd 

We can dodge debris while we trim the tree 

Underneath the mushroom cloud 

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop 

Or jack frost on your windowsill 

But if someone's climbing down your chimney 

You better load your gun and shoot to kill 

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero 

And if the radiation level's okay 

I'll go out with you and see all the new 

Mutations on new year's day 

It's Christmas at Ground Zero 

Just seconds left to go 

I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover 

Underneath the mistletoe 

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It's Christmas at Ground Zero 

Now the missiles are on their way 

What a crazy fluke 

We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday 

What a crazy fluke 

We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday