Relax Lyrics - Eviction Notice - Wax

Tilt your seats back and relax 

It's me Wax and EOM feed tracks 

To cats who hate weak raps and weak beats and repeats 

Of last weeks recyclables 

You can find out if my ass cheeks are like-able 

Kiss 'em while you hate 

I'll be sitting in the waiting room 

Writing tunes 

While you have a lively debate 

And while you waste time making stupid rules 

We'll stay in the pocket like newborn marsupials 

You'd be fools if you followed their lead 

You might as well kneel down and swallow their seed, man 

Hating on E and Wax 

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E, pass me another hurricane dog 

So I can stay lit like a Duraflame log 

I prefer insane smog in my brain over airheadedness 

Add this to your "I didn't get it" list 

Fuck a memo 

Fuck a demo 

Fuck a deal 

Fuck every emotion in your soul that you feel 

Pop pills with us so you can roll with the real, thank you 

Another CD sold for a meal 

Take 'hold of the wheel 

Matter fact 

Give it back 

You can't handle the torque of an EOM track 

You put in so much effort 

To pitiful results 

Goddamn you have alot of faults, flaws 

Blemishes and shortcomings 

Me and E's forthcoming efforts 

Will be effortless and more stunning 

Ya'll ain't fucking with Wax 

Why do people seem so glass half-empty? 

Yet they give a pass to these half-ass Emcees 

What I have in common with giraffes, cash, and bees 

Is I'm high and I'm fly and I cause envy 

If Herbal T or EOM Isn't your name 

Then your musical advice was probably given in vain 

While you write and talk about the shit you think I need to change 

I'll be outside smiling, singing in the rain, man 

On my parade you can pour piss 

I'll be dancing on a float in a state of pure bliss 

One day me and Herbal T'll pour Crist' 

Till then, sorry bro, I'm too pour Chris 

But you can pass me the Paps 

And here's a fucking pillow EOM relax 

Lyrical gold medal Olympian 

Cardio 

Regimen 

Still I got 

Hardly no, benjamins 

Motherfuckers stop for the show 

Like Maury Povich and them 

I can see the sorry ho bitch in them 

Walk around with their nose in the air 

But we just brush 'em to the side like an emo kid combing his hair 

I rock tight like that same kid's jeans 

Ya'll are like X ridden teens 

All green with envy like thanksgiving beans and the casserole 

Beat you back into your hole like we're playing Whack-a-Mole 

Damn, ya'll some busy little beavers 

Pitiful achievers with your critical demeanor's 

We don't do it for the doubters we just rip it for believers 

If you haters want a cookie give a visit to the Keebler's 

One more, one more, one, two, three, four 

People show us love when we come through??? 

DC too down to BCU 

And Hampton, where you'll find EOM cold lampin' 

Kickin' back making beats in his leisure time 

With a fine Caeser and Tequila from the freezer with a squeeze of lime 

I'm 'bout to go and get some peace of mind 

San Diego lay low with my seat reclined 

In the shade where the air is cooler 

I'll take the day off like Ferris Bueller 

Prepare a cooler, roll a big ass spliff 

You piss ants can come along or just remain stiff 

Spit clever just cause my tongue is your 

Type of curve balls win them fucking Cy Young Awards 

I'm Sandy Koufax 

So much stress on my mind it's hard to stay sober 

They decrease the load of the weight on my shoulders 

I hit the liquor store for another king cobra, use my debit card I hope it ain't over 

The limit cuz you know what that be, another 25 for the over draft fee 

Where does that go exactly? I don't know exactly, but it isn't to the lower class 

People lookin' for a check in stressed out conditions, regretting horrible decisions 

Like me who just got a DUI and I can't afford it the fee's are to high 

And there's no one to blame but I but I can't provide 

Water when my well's run dry and I got ripped off last year buyin' money tree's 

Look at em' everyday and still just fuckin leaves, a couple G's of spare change to some 

Who are those people, what are their name and num 

Birds, I'm so stressed I'm cuttin' up worms I laugh at the situation 

Cuz it's fuckin absurd. Check my swag as I rip it 

I'd pull out my hair but I can't quite grip it 

And I can't afford a damn flight ticket for a plane ride 

If I could I'd go to Maine and hide 

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